We first discovered courage in the written word back in elementary school. In lieu of risking public humiliation, many boys (and some of the more progressive girls) sought refuge in the confidential “I like you. Do you like me?” note. At a young age, these boys balanced the need for self-preservation with the necessity of full-disclosure. As adults, guys have maintained the safety of “the note” while abandoning its emotional significance. Today, “the note” has become the Internet.
Some Internet Creepers no doubt make their way through endless chat rooms, searching for the ultimate intimacy substitute: cyber-sex. My experiences with Internet Creepers, however, arose not in chat rooms, but in the oh-so-safe atmosphere of MySpace. Before I understood the full-spectrum of MySpace’s many social appeals (and the need to set a profile to private), I was often “friended” by guys I didn’t know. Finding this an incredible stroke to my ego, I usually accepted (isn’t our self-worth directly proportionate to the number of friends we have on the internet?). In time, I began receiving odd, but innocuous, messages: “Hey. What’s up?” “Thanks for adding me. Cute smile.” In time, unanswered messages grew more forward: “Hey. Want to get together sometime?” “We should hook up.” Understandably, these guys became outraged at my lack of response: “Hey. Why didn’t you answer my message?” and eventually de-friended me (the ultimate in Internet rejection).
My most memorable message came from a guy whose screen name was “Bitches ain’t shit.” The entirety of the message read “mmmm….. delicious.” I figured out pretty quickly how to set my profile to private.
I have yet to determine what about my profile suggested I’d be interested in a blind hook-up. Perhaps it was the profile picture of me and my Chihuahua. Maybe my bad taste in music exposed so publicly pegged me as a woman desperate. Regardless, I’m baffled by the audacity of the more extreme Internet Creepers. And until my profile advertises “Looking for One-Night Stands,” guys would be well-advised to avoid making assumptions about my promiscuity.